Saturday, September 26, 2009

Bones- 'The Bond in the Boot'


I have decided to take notes for every episode of Bones because, simply put, it's my favorite. Although, again, this is my second time watching it. I was too busy cleaning to be on the computer when it actually aired.

This episode has Wendell. I love Wendell. I have a Wendell dance. It's quite amusing.
Handcuffed to the briefcase... Intriguing.
And of course he gets killed for it. Although I could have gone without watching him saw the guy's hand off.
Who's shooting now?
That cat is EATING him. Ga-ross.
"They just gave you a Rolex?"
"That's okay, Miss Rolex."
"Hey, you. Parking Guy."
I love how Booth totally knew what she meant.
"Why are the cats staring at us?" Creeeepy.
I love when Michellle gets mentioned. Yay for continuity. Yet I am wondering why a sixteen-year-old keeps asking for a kitten...
Wendell! "Actually, the family dog is much more likely to attack and consume it's owner." Not eat. Consume.
"Ergo, Dead Russian." "I don't get to say 'ergo' very often."
"An ex-Army Ranger with multiple commendations and a pristine record at the FBI isn't good enough for you?" "You shot a clown." "A mechanical clown. Don't tell me you've never wanted to do that."
Did he really just call him old? Really?
"We're not sure of anything." Ooh.
Accent! Lol. Russian accents are cool.
Of course Brennan is with Booth. Why do you even ask?
Um, NO. Wendell is NOT allowed to lose ANYTHING, especially not his scholarship/internship. No Wendell = MAJORLYdepressed!Bryn
I love how everyone likes him the best. This makes me wonder why he isn't just there so they can permanently keep him.
And they all freak out when he comes in. "What's new?" "Um, since you saw me on the Forensic Platform five minutes ago, not much."
That's James Bond's car! And then they start talking in British accents because they are AWESOME.
Please stop dissing the profiling. Tis my future job.
"Would lead any reasonable person to conclude..." "He's a spy." "Spy-ish."
Not Pilates for Dummies.
"There goes AAH."
"You want my advice?" "No." "Okay..." I think she should learn from Booth because it would make him happy.
Ballistics Guy. We have one of those now.
"Booth. I think the car is bleeding." And he magically gets a crowbar.
I could SERIOUSLY go without the melting flesh.
Bond's Car, Bond's Gun...
Mila- Ange, she's always had a lot of money. What are you talking about, "Now"?
Honey, you have enough money for the scholarship AND the poor people.
"I try not to get too attached to my assisstants. I find that even the best ones can dissapoint." Awww. Stupid Zack.
Conversation in between technical splurting.
Conspiracy Theories. I am glad those are back.
"Hey. I pack my lunch."
More freaking out when he comes around.
"It's a little weird. I mean you're loaded."
"Parker, giving me a hug because it's my weekend, and, you know, me and you solving a case... That's not about money." Awww.
"Someone like me?" Why are they all such jerks to Booth? He has Level 3 clearance.
She's sad that she can't stay. "But I can keep a secret." "We know, Bones."
"Oh, you mean The Miracle?" Awww. His mom prays to thank God for it. How can they take it away???
This girl is weird. And oddly familiar.
Pedro. haha. Just a poor little misunderstoood car thief who owns a chop shop. He got a check from the CIA for wrongful something and detriment of something else.
"You can ask my mother." Never a great defense. Kind of embarassing.
"It's always been my dream to work with you." Awww.
"I'll be sorry to see you go," "Um, where am I going?"
NO! DON'T TELL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially not so callously. Jeez.
"Why such excitement over this particular insect?" "Someone was spying on our spy who was spying on another spy."
"Aw, man. You told him?"
"Book for Imbeciles."
I love how, like everyone else, she thinks they're together.
"Like there's an acceptable protocol for crushing someone's soul."
"Anyone who could take that kind of abuse makes James Bond look like a weenie." "Weenie?"
She bought him the book. =] "Thanks, Bones. That is the sweetest thing."
She wants him to pay her so that he doesn't feel insulted. "No, I don't take credit cards."
Awww. She is taking Sweets' advice.
His mom. Awww.
Booth is NOT a double agent. "All elephants are grey, but not all grey things are elephants."
That dude did NOT just call Sweets a kid. I mean, I'm mad at Sweets, but still. They're like the same age. "At least I tuck myself in at night."
Bone Room.
They have ten minutes because the CIA is fail. Rutledge can bury the evidence and make it all go away.
"Let's just pretend this is the Stanley Cup Finals right now. You're down by two goals, you've got nine minutes left. The puck is about to drop. How do you want to go down? How do you want to be remembered?" Best Bones moment EVER.
And he goes into Frantic!Speech.
"You got one shot. One shot on goal to get in the net. What are you gonna do?"
"I'm gonna send you back to The Ukraine."
Major Bomb Squad action for a flash drive.
Can I please have a picture of Wendell in that shirt? Please? Yummm.
And they all hug him...
"Anonymously." Right. He knows.
I love that End Scene of Fluff. I mean, there was hand holding, him practically laying on top of her, and a really cute moment where they got sprayed. Plus they were talking about having no secrets and saying whatever they're thinking. Except for, of course, the Elephant in the Room, being the whole love thing. But, hey. They feel close to each other. I'll take that.
So... Wendell is the Love of My Life. Just so ya know.




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